Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No space for weaklings here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Dump that boring stuff you’ve been seeing.
- That where the real excitement is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
You're not begging. We’re just telling you the reality.
fellas: Dude Fuck This chick Immediately ASAP
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with BS, just Get in there already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Seriously! These Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Perhaps It's Time I Call the Police.
- Seriously| This is getting Out of Hand.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Live My Life in Safety! Is here that too much to ask?
Guys Get Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.